Asteroid Prophet 1: The Original

This is the prophetsประก<|punctuation|>s registry, where the most influential asteroid prophets are listed. Asteroid 1 is a legendary figure, known for its uncanny ability to predict the exact coordinates of every asteroid in the solar system.

Prophet Stats:

Accuracy: 99.99999%
Popularity: 100%
Asteroid Count: 1,000,000+

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Note: prophets are not actually real, but this is a fun little exercise in absurdity.

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